The first set

And there you have it. Which was, incidentally, the end from an ancient rapsong called, ahem, "The Art of Sucking Dick", artist forgotten. Which it might better be, anyway.
This, however, you have. The first of a series of stunning and-not-so stunning tales, medical and otherwise, from my life, that outsiders and healthprofessionals alike could describe as sedantary (is that the word ? I am sitting a lot, that is).